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aggregate (v.): (1) To appropriate another person’s labor and genius, as a service. (2) To plagiarize. bandwidth (n.): The scarcest of all natural resources, according to its provider, who appears to have a brand new car in their driveway. crowdfunding (n.): A maximally efficient innovation on the traditional pyramid scheme that leaves just one degree of separation between a charlatan and their victims. democracy (n.): A system in which you and a person who just wrote an outrageously racist internet comment containing several grammatical errors are indistinguishable. Google (n.): The kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying. intellectual property (n.): An example of oxymoron. Internet Service Provider (n.): A modern rationing authority. music (n.): An art form whose medium is copyright law. notification (n.): The means by which software asserts its rightful control over human consciousness. quote (n.): A misattributed statement that has been optimized for search engines. smart (adj.): Capable of transmitting intimate details about your life to a major corporation or governmental entity. war on terror (n.): An attempt to extinguish a fire by dousing it with gasoline.
Un devil's dictionary des temps modernes absolument hilarant.Quelques extraits pour les fainéants:Citerdemocracy (n.): A system in which you and a person who just wrote an outrageously racist internet comment containing several grammatical errors are indistinguishable.
democracy (n.): A system in which you and a person who just wrote an outrageously racist internet comment containing several grammatical errors are indistinguishable.
